I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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