You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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