and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's never too late to be topless.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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