Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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