Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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