so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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