I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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