Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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