so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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