i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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