so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize