I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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