I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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