I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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