I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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