all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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