if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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