i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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