I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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