I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
ok first of all what the fuck
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
