And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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