"it" just moved
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
