We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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