Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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