There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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