Buhtt sex?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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