brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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