Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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