with your own penis?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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