THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think your dad took our porno
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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