i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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