you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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