Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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