i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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