I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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