So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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