worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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