i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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