Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he shaved USA in his pubs
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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