Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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