your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Mom said you looked used
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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