ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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