I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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