OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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