who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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