Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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