drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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