You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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