My brain says no but my pants say off.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
my liver is dry heaving
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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