im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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