I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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