i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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