i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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